<Fill
in your name>,
As you are
now, you are way too sober and you should change that i m m i d i a t e l y. Below is a list of suggestions you should take into serious
consideration.
- Stop being such a pussy.
- Go to the next supermarket.
- Buy yourself a sweet bottle of cheap liquor.
- Invite some friends (because drinking by yourself is kind of sad).
- Put on an episode of Awkward.
- Play this game.
Signed,
Your MOM
Everyone
takes a drink
… every
time Matty and Sadie share a tender moment
….every
time Matty sniffs under his armpits
… every
time someone takes a drink
… every
time Jenna writes in her blog
… every
time an anonymous person comments her blog
… every
time Sadie says something nasty
… extra
sip if she adds “You're welcome!”
… every
time Jenna hooks up with someone
… every
time random kids are “interviewed”
… every
time they mention the “asian mafia”
… extra
sip if the creepy fantastic Asian girl is involved
… every
time a mobile phone rings
… every
time Tamara is obsessed (again) with Ricky Schwartz
… every
time Valerie says something ambiguous
… every
time someone wears a “Jenna lives”- T-shirt
… every
time they call out for “Jenna Hamilton” in school
… every
time someone says “bitch”
… every
time someone uses an abbreviation
Finish
your drink
… every
time something awkward happens to Jenna
… every
time Jenna has to choose between Matty and Jake
Only for
advanced players (Warning: This might lead to severe befuddlement!)
Everyone
takes a drink
… every
time Jenna does a voice over
If you're still watching season 1, check out our drinking game for the first season!
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