Once upon a time I got totally wasted (Once upon a time)

Once upon a time there was a girl called Honey Melones. She got lost in a strange little town called Storybrooke. The people of that town welcomed her with open arms and a bottle of apple cider. But they didn’t tell her about the terrible curse that was put upon them. A curse so evil they didn’t dare to talk about it. However, I will tell you about it: It was the curse of Bacchus - the god of wine and drunken bliss. And they lived drunkenly ever after.

Everyone takes a drink

… every time the scenery switches from real world to fairy tale setting (and back)

… every time there is a fight

… every time someone does magic

… every time we see terrible CGI effects

… every time a new character is introduced

… every time Emma wears a leather jacket

… extra sip if it’s a new one

… every time Emma saves someone

… every time there’s a red apple

… every time someone laughs evilly

… every time the evil queen/ Regina does something evil

… every time Henry shows us the fairytale book
... every time someone kisses 
... every time someone says "magic/everything comes at a price" 
... every time someone tries to leave Storybrooke

Finish your drink

… every time someone dies

… every time Rumpelstiltskin makes a deal with someone


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